Lemme show you somethin right quick: "Why is Disney so scary? Isn't this for little kids?"

So today i went to hit up Disneyland after a loooooooong week. Thank gosh I did too. Copped that Socal 2fer ticket for $69 (UCI ID worked!). Probably gonna hit up California Adventure sometime this week. YEE!! Good thing i went today cuz it was HELLA FUN. I recommend it as a de-stress. My feet hurt at the end though. ugh.

There were hella families and little kids up in Disneyland and they made it hella crowded. I couldn't help but notice that there were HELLA angry parents and stuff. They be like yelling and stuff at they kids...Isn't Disneyland the "happiest place on earth?". Guess not, cuz I walked past some bopper that said "I fuckin hate this place." I was like dayummm son pump ya brakes. Go ride Dumbo or something and fix that attitude!!! :)

You can follow our path (sorry for the cell phone pics, It woulda been too much work to bring the panasonic):

MODED

Notice the light change throughout the pictures: I was at Disneyland from 9am - 10pm...

I think Karen learned how to drive at Autopia... kehehehehe

The Snow White ride was scary as hell. What in the hell is it doing at Disneyland?

lunch

Haunted Mansionnn

Indiana Jones...you can't say that cave shit isn't tightt

Jungle Cruise! Jokes corny as usual ("To your left are some random rocks...but don't take them for GRANITE!"

*The only thing I don't like about Disneyland is that Space Mountain (aka the BEST ride AT Disneyland) is constantly "shut down". That's total BS. We went in the morning at 9AM and they said it was closed. WTF?! The next time we went, my homies were in line, and when bought some grub to try to get in they said it was "shut down". But I told the dude that my friends were up in line already, and he was nice enough to let me through. The faces of all the people staring at me as I went up was PRICELESS. hhahaha.

sorry for the shitty phone pics

STAR TOURS. This black girl got the most fresh hairdo I've ever seen. If you do this with your hair, send me a picture because I think its DOPE as hell

Wasn't too keen on going on Splash Mountain but the photo was classic

dinner- i swear food at Disneyland is like the biggest hustle ever

For the Disneyland veterans...you know what It's a Small World means...NAP TIME!!

The Roger Rabbit ride is my 2nd fav. but the line is SUCH a joke...

these fruits i call a friends

Tea Cup ride- thank gosh Cons didn't spin that thing...or I woulda lost my dinner

Toad's Wild Adventure was WILD. like woahh

And it got dark...

The fireworks display was TIGHT...minus the babies up on their parents shoulders and that bitchass tree that...both of which covered a clear view of the fireworks...