Courtesy of "Big Tao"

So, this SFgate article was brought to my attention by a certain fellow who's identity shall remain a mystery, so i shall call him "Big Tao" (hehehe).

Calif. prison fight leaves 1 dead, 16 injured

The article might not be funny at all, but it gets pretty good after you read the first comment:
"dvillegangster
3/19/2009 4:56:59 PM
the system should create an Ultimate Fighting Felon League and have daily matches to the death. The winner gets extra privileges ( extra baloney sandwiches, porn etc ). This would bring in extra revenue, relieve prison crowding, show the prison whos the most badass convict. Nothing but good stuff!"

good stuff indeed, Big Tao!